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Guess that’s why boat shoes are called boat shoes, and not ‘drunk dancing shoes’ #RIP #boatshoes #sadday

Guess that’s why boat shoes are called boat shoes, and not ‘drunk dancing shoes’ #RIP #boatshoes #sadday

NHL playoffs have been dope so far

Life of an English Major…

Because of all my papers, and zero finals, I’m already officially on summer break

Wonder how much you could get away with by saying whatever you wanted, then just dismissing it as a song lyric…

Drunk Friend: Popped a molly I'm sweatin, woo.
Bouncer(Angrily): What?
Drunk Friend: It's just a song, I swear!
“To elaborate is no avail…. Learned and unlearned feel that it is so”
— Whitman